Car Pickup Lines For Valentines Day

Have a Valentine crush that you’re planning to ask out but don’t know what to say? Or a partner who’s waiting for a “Do you want to be my Valentines?” from you? Well have no fear, as your anonymous wingman, I’ve compiled a list of the sweetest, funniest and dirtiest car-related pickup lines for the petrolheads out there. These are sure to make your loved one swoon over you!

(Disclaimer: These pickup lines are NOT guaranteed to impress. If your partner/person of interest rolls their eyes or cringes, I take ZERO responsibility for the relationship damage caused. Use at your own discretion!)

1) Are you a BMW? Because I want you to Be, My, Wife.

Cheesy I know, but I put it here just cause it worked for me!


2) I’ve searched forever on Google Maps, and I finally found my destination when I saw you.

Definitely more sweet than funny.


3) German cars leak a lot of oil, but I think I could make you leak more.

Definitely more dirty than sweet.


4) Are you a Malaysian road? Because each pothole I hit makes me fall for you more.

Definitely more funny than sweet.


5) I usually fix up cars, bet I could fix you too.

I give my salute to whoever's type requires this pickup line.


6) Did you know mufflers choke the engine’s air flow? …I could use a little restriction too, y'know.

This is for the car girls out there! Or guys, I ain’t judging.


7) If my life was a road trip, I’d never leave your stop.

Short but sweet.


8) Everyone says that Italian supercars look the best, they clearly haven’t seen you.

Smooth like butter


9) I like Infiniti cars, they make me think of my love for you.

Smoother than a soap bar in the bath.


10) I might as well be in car accident, cause I wanna run over you.

Only say this if you know the person likes dark humor!


Well I’m all out of ideas! These were the best pickup lines that I thought were the best to impress that girl/guy of yours. Naturally, these were mostly satirical and funny, but if it worked for me, it’ll work for anyone! I wish the best to those who’re mustering up the courage to confess and all couples across the nation. Happy Valentine's Day!


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